Saturday, May 14, 2011

YOUNG COFFINS

Here is picture of Young Coffins with my grand parents. We live in roadside diner by the power plant so every meal was blue plate special. No really, I have very tough life.

Friday, May 13, 2011

MEET THE JUDAS SISTERS / SCARY CLOWN EXCLUSIVE #4

YOU’VE HEARD OF THE JONAS BROTHERS-PLEASE MEET THE JUDAS SISTERS, BETTER KNOWN AS THE POUBELLE TWINS WHO STICK THEIR SHARP TOUNGES (OR ELBOWS OR KNEES) IN MY BACK EVERY CHANCE THEY GET. THAT’S OKAY, I LIKE THE ROUGH HOUSE-I TAKE IT. THEIR VERY UNGRATEFUL BANTER IS DEMONSTRATED BEAUTIFULLY IN THE “MOST ANTICIPATED BIO-PIC THIS SUMMER”: SCARY CLOWN, WHICH SHOWS THE COFFINS, WARTS AND ALL. I NO AFRAID. YOU CANNOT HAVE TITLE LIKE SCARY CLOWN AND BE AFRAID. HEY I LIVED WITH THOSE TWO PORCELIN PITBULLS TOGETHER IN A STUDIO FLAT DURING THEIR MONTHLY CURSE- TIMES TWO! AND SURVIVED! NO REALLY!

Thursday, May 5, 2011

The True "most interesting man in the world"-No Really!

FELIZ CINCO DE MAYO!


HOLD THE MAYO! I MEAN HOLD THE TWINS! THOSE BEING MY FAVORITE FRENCH GALS BIBI Y FIFI LAS POUBELLE TWINS! YOU BELIEVE I COULDN’T FIND SOME MEXICAN CHICAS FOR THIS PHOTO IN LOS ANGELES? NO REALLY! I MEAN; NO REALMENTE?! I DID CONSIDER USING MY EX-WIFE BUT SHE HAS A MUSTACHE, BEARD AND BROW THICKER THAN ME AND THAT’S NOT CONSIDERED SEXY IN ALL THE FOREIGN MARKETS!

SPEAKING OF MARKETS, THIS PHOTO IS ACTUALLY A STILL FROM THE MOST-ANTICIPATED, INTERNATIONAL, HORROR-GENRE BIO-PIC; SCARY CLOWN OR SCARY PAYASO FOR YOU LATINOS EN EL MERCADO ESPANOL!

NOW REMEMBER AMIGOS, NO DRINKING AND DRIVING TODAY, HOWEVER TONITE I PLAN ON DRINKING AND DRIVING THE TWINS HOME BUT THERE’S NO MOTORCAR INVOLVED! NO REALMENTE!