I have made beautiful new film. This is the one to prove all the haters wrong or right? Either way I come out on top... of your mother. No really.
Monday, April 25, 2011
With all this talk about Royal wedding I thought I would take this time to remind all you common folks that dear old Uncle Coffins is still the KING OF HORROR! Bow down and worship me like the simple minded fools you are! I laugh at your love. If only Kate Middleton had met me first. She would be my Queen of horror, no really!
Posted by DOCTOR SATAN at 2:59 PM
Friday, April 22, 2011
Now that's a face only my mother could love. No really, they had sexual relations on set of THE BRUTE MAN. Thankfully he is not my father. Because I am so beautiful it would be impossible to be related... right? How do I arrange DNA test with dead monster?
Posted by DOCTOR SATAN at 5:25 AM