Thursday, February 10, 2011

COFFIN'S HORROR BIRTHDAY SHOUT OUT!

Mr. Lon Chaney Jr. was born today way back in 1906. I think my Mommy might have provided Mr. Chaney with some sexual healing during shooting of FRANKENSTEIN MEETS THE WOLF MAN, but Mommy's memory is not so good. She might have just humped neighbor's dog. No really.


I ATE BIG APPLE!

Sunday, February 6, 2011

LET'S GET GOTH

Fuck the Super Bowl let's be sad old goths tonight.



Friday, February 4, 2011

THE DAY THE MUSIC DIED


Two years ago today one of the greatest rock n roll monsters passed away. The great Lux Interior from the amazing CRAMPS was only 62 when he left this world. This is one of the biggest blows to rock music in long, long time. I guess it is fitting that he died on Alice Cooper's birthday.

Watch these videos and you see that THE CRAMPS just might have been the coolest fucking band of all time, no really.


Wednesday, February 2, 2011

HORROR BIRTHDAY SHOUT OUT !

Zombie killer Duane Jones was born today. I could use his services.

Even though I am very sad about situation I still send a shout out.

A ROB ZOMBIE FILM SCAM!

I am winner of poll! Who counted these votes? It is not possible for this DAVID NEWMAN to be more popular than me! DR. WOLFENSTEIN? He is not clever enough to shovel bat poop! This is major outrage! My lawyer are working on this now. No really.