RAY DENNIS STECKLER
DON MANCINI
Tuesday, January 25, 2011
NASTY UNCLE - NASTY TWINS
Another mind-blowing piece of cinema history is coming your way very soon. So keep your pants on... unless you are sexy lady then free free to go without pants. No really.
UNCLE COFFINS SEXY LADY OF THE DAY !
Here is pictures of woman named Elvira. She inspire me to leave old country and follow my dreams. So i move to Hollywood and start dating young women with very large boobies. No really. I thank her for idea.
I want to drive expensive car like she does.
I get tattoo in my chest.
I even go to beach at night. I do everything she do, except get rich and famous.
I want to drive expensive car like she does.
I get tattoo in my chest.
I even go to beach at night. I do everything she do, except get rich and famous.
Monday, January 24, 2011
TWINS
I told you I love the twins. Here I am at the premiere of my feature film UNCLE COFFINS SEX PARTY... sometimes known as HALLOWEEN 2. We never made it inside the movie due to uptight asshole theater manager frowning upon sex games in the ladies poop room. No really he took offense. In my country we have sex in public toilet everyday. Just ask Kashmir.
UNCLE COFFINS SEXY LADIES OF THE DAY !
Uncle Coffins love to party with twins! So today I present some very nasty twins for your fun. No really.
These girls play vampire, but unlike new style vampire seen in The Twilights these girls clothes fall off if wind blows.
They like big hats.
Sometimes no shirts are needed at all. I believe this is way American woman should dress all the time. No really.
Now this is how you greet travelers to your Dracula castle. "Good evening, you must be tired. Would you like to enjoy our four breasts?".
They look good on poster.
I guess some vampire do not shave private area. This is smart due to cold winters in Transylvanian mountains.
These girls play vampire, but unlike new style vampire seen in The Twilights these girls clothes fall off if wind blows.
They like big hats.
Sometimes no shirts are needed at all. I believe this is way American woman should dress all the time. No really.
Now this is how you greet travelers to your Dracula castle. "Good evening, you must be tired. Would you like to enjoy our four breasts?".
They look good on poster.
I guess some vampire do not shave private area. This is smart due to cold winters in Transylvanian mountains.
Sunday, January 23, 2011
HELP!
Last night I have too much fun and lose my car. If you see Kashmir tell him I am sorry. I did not know his pet parrot Larry Lovelips was in trunk. LARRY COME HOME! I ruin everything.
UNCLE COFFINS SEXY LADY OF THE DAY
While traveling across the pond I encounter this little cupcake . She goes by name of Valerie Leon but I call her "hey baby show me me your lovely coconuts". I joke, no really.
I am sad she wear such big undergarments. Is she afraid of Russian winter?
I love her in The Italian Job. She can give me an Italian job any day. No seriously any day works for me.
I am sad she wear such big undergarments. Is she afraid of Russian winter?
I love her in The Italian Job. She can give me an Italian job any day. No seriously any day works for me.
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