YOUNG COFFINS

Here is picture of Young Coffins with my grand parents. We live in roadside diner by the power plant so every meal was blue plate special. No really, I have very tough life.

MEET THE JUDAS SISTERS / SCARY CLOWN EXCLUSIVE #4

YOU’VE HEARD OF THE JONAS BROTHERS-PLEASE MEET THE JUDAS SISTERS, BETTER KNOWN AS THE POUBELLE TWINS WHO STICK THEIR SHARP TOUNGES (OR ELBOWS OR KNEES) IN MY BACK EVERY CHANCE THEY GET. THAT’S OKAY, I LIKE THE ROUGH HOUSE-I TAKE IT. THEIR VERY UNGRATEFUL BANTER IS DEMONSTRATED BEAUTIFULLY IN THE “MOST ANTICIPATED BIO-PIC THIS SUMMER”: SCARY CLOWN, WHICH SHOWS THE COFFINS, WARTS AND ALL. I NO AFRAID. YOU CANNOT HAVE TITLE LIKE SCARY CLOWN AND BE AFRAID. HEY I LIVED WITH THOSE TWO PORCELIN PITBULLS TOGETHER IN A STUDIO FLAT DURING THEIR MONTHLY CURSE- TIMES TWO! AND SURVIVED! NO REALLY!

The True "most interesting man in the world"-No Really!

FELIZ CINCO DE MAYO!

HOLD THE MAYO! I MEAN HOLD THE TWINS! THOSE BEING MY FAVORITE FRENCH GALS BIBI Y FIFI LAS POUBELLE TWINS! YOU BELIEVE I COULDN’T FIND SOME MEXICAN CHICAS FOR THIS PHOTO IN LOS ANGELES? NO REALLY! I MEAN; NO REALMENTE?! I DID CONSIDER USING MY EX-WIFE BUT SHE HAS A MUSTACHE, BEARD AND BROW THICKER THAN ME AND THAT’S NOT CONSIDERED SEXY IN ALL THE FOREIGN MARKETS!

SPEAKING OF MARKETS, THIS PHOTO IS ACTUALLY A STILL FROM THE MOST-ANTICIPATED, INTERNATIONAL, HORROR-GENRE BIO-PIC; SCARY CLOWN OR SCARY PAYASO FOR YOU LATINOS EN EL MERCADO ESPANOL!

NOW REMEMBER AMIGOS, NO DRINKING AND DRIVING TODAY, HOWEVER TONITE I PLAN ON DRINKING AND DRIVING THE TWINS HOME BUT THERE’S NO MOTORCAR INVOLVED! NO REALMENTE!