HOLD THE MAYO! I MEAN HOLD THE TWINS! THOSE BEING MY FAVORITE FRENCH GALS BIBI Y FIFI LAS POUBELLE TWINS! YOU BELIEVE I COULDN’T FIND SOME MEXICAN CHICAS FOR THIS PHOTO IN LOS ANGELES? NO REALLY! I MEAN; NO REALMENTE?! I DID CONSIDER USING MY EX-WIFE BUT SHE HAS A MUSTACHE, BEARD AND BROW THICKER THAN ME AND THAT’S NOT CONSIDERED SEXY IN ALL THE FOREIGN MARKETS!
SPEAKING OF MARKETS, THIS PHOTO IS ACTUALLY A STILL FROM THE MOST-ANTICIPATED, INTERNATIONAL, HORROR-GENRE BIO-PIC; SCARY CLOWN OR SCARY PAYASO FOR YOU LATINOS EN EL MERCADO ESPANOL!
NOW REMEMBER AMIGOS, NO DRINKING AND DRIVING TODAY, HOWEVER TONITE I PLAN ON DRINKING AND DRIVING THE TWINS HOME BUT THERE’S NO MOTORCAR INVOLVED! NO REALMENTE!
Feliz Cinco Dey Mayo Seymour, have fun partying..Hope you don't get arrested this time..LOL
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