Saturday, January 22, 2011

FAKE FATTY COFFINS!

Oh my fans are so creative but I worry they are too fat like pig to properly portray me. I am tall and sexy not a chubby tub of fatty man boobie. But that's is okay I know you love me like expensive Las Vegas call girl.

4 comments:

  1. these people are fucking demented. and this blog rocks.

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  2. LOL.I have that same shirt little Mikey is wearing..LOL

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  3. Hate on Haters. H2 is fastly becoming known as Rob Zombies second best film behind Rejects. Put a mirror on them self loathing fucks, see how they like it. Looking forward to Lords, and hope Rob works you into it somehow. I can see it now. Something on a major news station about a local Haddonfield, Illinois horror host named Uncle Seymour Coffins. Who's house was found full of mutilated corpses and various skin suits- after a group of Jehovah witnesses claimed Mr Coffins tried to assault them after inviting them into his home with a hammer he had hidden inside his robe.

    Mr. Coffins whereabouts are unknown.. Hahahaha! A Master of Disguise, a Master of Murder and a Man who's one step ahead of Johnny "I'm fucking busy eating donuts, and harassing speeders" Law. They'll never catch ya. Not even by radio.

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  4. Yeah, exactly..Fuck the haters..All of the people I have encountered online who talk shit about H2 seem to be Nerd-Virgins who live in their parent's basements, and they can't even think of any original arguements about why they don't like H2.

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